French Scientist Has Come Up With Over the Counter Pills That Will Make Farts Smell Like Roses

 

By Mayukh Saha / Truth Theory

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Well, a French Company has claimed that they have manufactured a pill that will help your farts smell amazing. Maybe not on the level of a David Coolwater perfume, but you get the point. 

Now, you must definitely be wondering- who on earth would need that? Who on earth smells this horrendous? Well…it’s you, hombre. And if not you, then someone definitely amongst your friends who have had a reputation of being a serial farter. 

The pills have been designed and developed by this anal scientist called Christian Poincheval, who resides in the French town of Gesvres. According to his claims, your noxious fumes will definitely smell like roses, or chocolates, depending on the pill maybe?

As the official website for the company Lutin Malin claims, this eccentric scientist has been going at it since 2007. Interestingly, there is nothing artificial or chemical about this pill- it is all natural. There is a dietary supplement, which is based on natural products which would supposedly make your fart smell good.

Well, how about that?

The website, in its usual eccentric way, declares that the medicine has been in the market since 2007. Also, they have variants of how your fart could smell, according to the mood of the environment around you. 

Even if you don’t believe in them, you have to agree, they are good at marketing. Except for the last bit of the report where they claim that the best proof of the medicine’s apparent miracle is the numerous customers who have been using it for a very long time now. 

A proof, definitely. But the ‘best’ proof…a tad bit too much, maybe?

 

 

Yet, if this has spiked your interest, you can definitely check out their website, or Amazon for a sachet of 60 pills, which will cost less than 20 pounds. But that isn’t all! You can turn your fart to smell like ginger, or Christmas chocolate or even May Day Lily.

Puts a whole new dimension to the Mariah Carey song ‘All I want for Christmas is you.’

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But the best part of this entire news is that the fart pills would work on dogs too. Worried about your rottweiler releasing noxious fumes in your bedroom? Pop a pill in his pedigree. Or as the website says, simply sprinkle the powder on their food and observe as the fumes, turn into roses. 

In an interview with The Telegraph,  Mr Poincheval mentioned how the need to bring out such a pill arose, after a flatulent dinner party. In his words, they nearly suffocated, and something had to be done.’ And that’s when his genius came to the forefront. 

His customers are extremely varied. Some buy it to get practical use out of it, while some do it as a practical joke during Christmas.

No wonder why the Grinch is always angry.

But, why don’t you give it a try?

 

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